Queen Mimi has decreed

Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2007 by Travis Cody in
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The illustrious Mimi Pencil Skirt, Queen of Memes, has charged me with playing the Peculiar Aristocratic Title meme as Presented by Lady Fortune the Absurd of Greater Internetshire. Since I am afraid of dark dank dungeons, I will most certainly comply with this request.

Being also afraid of the wrath of luggage carrying, hot boot wearing, Sexy Foreign Hoochies - that would be my dear Ann of Anndi's Luggage - I must first acknowledge that she procured a special title for me a couple of weeks ago. This is what she sent me...

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Eminence the Very Lord Travis the Tenuous of Midhoop St Giggleswich
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title


I'm not sure if I'm allowed to hold two titles at the same time. But if you were me, and you risked offending either a Sexy Foreign Hoochie who could kick my ass or a Regal Queen who could toss me in a dungeon and forget I was there, what would you do?

Me? I post the second title of course! This is the one I got for myself at Mimi's direction...

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Duke Travis the Lachrymose of Bampton Underhoop
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title


At Lady Fortune's site you can also get your own fortune cookie. I don't actually understand mine, so perhaps you can help...

My Fortune Cookie told me:
The sandcastle and the parsnip are sleepwalking towards your submarine.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune


Is that something kinky? Should I be afraid or excited?

Don't forget to check out Manic Monday tomorrow! The theme is Deal.

8 comments:

  1. Heh heh heh..."You are like an armchair - screaming, and full of sieves." That's what mine said. :)

  1. This is hilarous! I had to keep trying to find out what my other possible titles would be...to see if there were any other ones that were any better? I got dishellevled frome...then I got carless praze-an-bable...then I got capricious fiddlers green......all around loser!

    Finally I came up Her royal pain in buttocks! LOL!!!!

  1. Pauline says:

    The titles are very amusing and as for the sandcastle and the parsnip, I shouldn't worry too much as they are sleepwalking and haven't noticed that your submarine is submerged. The sandcastle is going to be in big trouble when it hits the water and the parsnip will be too shocked by that to do you any harm.

  1. Morgen says:

    midhoop st gigglesnitch...

    made me giggle

  1. Travis says:

    CWM: These don't sound like fortunes, do they?

    OWM: Heehee!!

    Pauline: Well that's a relief. I'm still a little paranoid and will keep a close watch on my submarine today.

    Mo: LOL!

  1. What the heck is a lachrymose? And what does it have to do with an underhoop? I looked it up.

    Lachrymose = "suggestive of or tending to cause tears; mournful.
    2. given to shedding tears readily; tearful."

    I liked you better as a gigglesnitch.

  1. Oh! You're out of the dungeon!!
    (for now.....)

  1. Travis says:

    Mimi: I also prefer myself as a gigglesnitch. Hmmmm...only out of the dungeon for now? I'm a little skeered now.