If I Were

Posted: Thursday, April 03, 2008 by Travis Cody in

I'm passing up Thursday 13 this week in favor of a tag from Turn at And As The World Turns. The If I Were meme has been making its way around the bloggosphere, and now it has found my place.

If I were a direction I’d be...northwest.

If I were furniture I’d be...a bookcase.

If I were a liquid I’d be...cool spring water.

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If I were a gem/stone I’d be...amethyst.

If I were a metal I’d be...bronze.

If I were a tree I’d be...an oak.

If I were a fruit I’d be...a strawberry.

If I were a flower I’d be...a yellow rose.

If I were weather I’d be...a thunder storm.

If I were a music instrument I’d be...drums.

If I were an element I’d be...idea.

If I were a colour I’d be...red.

If I were an animal I’d be...a wolf.

If I were a sound I’d be...a giggle.

If I were a lyric I’d be...Take a walk on the wire, I won't let you go. We'll follow the streetlights down this jagged road. We'll break it all open finding our way. We might end up broken and wounded but baby it's worth it, for even one day, just to feel that way. (Taylor Hicks)

If I were a song I’d be...Better Together, Jack Johnson.

If I were a music type I’d be...melodic jazz.

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be...Stetson.

If I were a feeling I’d be...meloncholy.

If I were a book I’d be...The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien.

If I were food I’d be...CAKE!

If I were a city I’d be...a quiet community on the outskirts of a larger city.

If I were a taste I’d be...CAKE!

If I were a scent I’d be...Old Spice body wash.

If I were a word I’d be...sport.

If I were a verb I’d be...dance.

If I were an object I’d be...a football.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be...Wranglers.

If I were a body part I’d be...eyes.

If I were a facial expression I’d be...a wink.

If I were a cartoon character I’d be...Donald Duck.

If I were a movie I’d be...Hoosiers.

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be...an octagon.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be...winter.

If I were a sentence I’d be...Dance with me.

I'm not tagging, but feel free to do this if you like.

This song has been rattling around in my head for a few days. Here's your bonus today, Every Day With You from Classics IV.


  1. Schmoop says:

    Fanatstic list Travis. Especially this:

    If I were furniture I’d be...a bookcase.

    I'd expect that from you and I like it. Cheers!!

  1. I'm so gonna flick this meme. Nice list you've got there...

  1. DrillerAA says:

    Great answers. Some people would tell you that if I were a cartoon character, it would be Goofey, others would tell you it would be Grumpy. I'm gonna stick with Yogi Bear.

  1. the only one that surprised me was weather. i would have pegged you for a warm spring day with a sweet breeze! and the cake part??? yes!!!!

    smiles, bee

  1. Julie says:

    Oh I really like this list! I smiled several times and my heart melted once...okay I'm lying...it melted several times. **sigh**

  1. j says:

    Yellow Roses, giggles, and CAKE - I love all three of those!

    I hope you have a Happy Day!


  1. j says:

    OH, and though the pictures and video are dated, that song is TIMELESS!

    Jen again.

  1. Hoosiers - one of the greatest, all-time "feel good" underdog stories. Great choice!

  1. Cool meme. If I were a metal I'd either be rust or White Zombie.

  1. Wonderful answers Travis... I laughed that you deleted #4....

    Bookcase, football, sport, cake

    YUP, that is my friend Travis

  1. I love your answers! I did this meme on Misty's Words, and I didn't think it was ever going to end hehe

    Ya know Trav, if you aren't careful, people are going to start thinking you like Taylor Hicks, dancing, and CAKE!!! ;-)

  1. Akelamalu says:

    So, you like cake? :)

    Loved your list.

  1. Ivanhoe says:

    I may have to steal your meme. I thing that few of my answers would be same as yours. i hope it's allowed. Have a great Thursday!

  1. I can't believe that Matt-man noticed the same thing I did - the bookcase thing. You'd be a bookcase? Well, okay... It's such a LONG list Travis... Thanks for visiting my blog . You liked my post "Believe it or Not,: eh? Ha! :D

  1. great list Travis,If I were a musical instrumt I'd be a Hammered Dulicmer of course.
    If I were weather I'd be a gentile rain.
    Love the Classics iv

  1. DrillerAA says:

    Stetson and Old Spice body wash..whew!! I need to step outside for a breath of fresh air.

  1. Matt: It seemed to fit me just right.

    Terra: It was fun.

    Drilleraa: I could be Goofy too. It's the silly man in me.

    Bee: CAKE! Ask me about food and that's the best answer!

    Julie: **scoops up the puddle of Julie goo and puts it in a nice vase**

    Jennifer: I did have a happy day and that song is one of my all time favorites!

    Songbird: YES!

    Charles: I could have been Metallica but I wasn't witty enough when I did the meme. Drat.

    V: LOL! I figured deleting it was the least offensive way to go.

    Misty: Ya think?? Heheheehehe

    Akelamalu: Travis = CAKE fiend!

    Ivanhoe: You should steal it and then we'll see how different we are.

    Teach: I would...I love me some books!

    Mike: The song is a favorite, as is the group.

    Drilleraa: Well not at the same time!

  1. RW says:

    Great list Travis. Hope you have a great weekend man and have some fun!!

  1. Kimmie says:

    Oh this was fun to read Travis! Great meme...now why is it that some of your answers didn't surprise me? Especially....CAKE? Winks.

  1. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...CAKE...

  1. Liz Hill says:

    You never fail to be interesting sugar. Smooch

  1. If you were a blogger you'd be.....excellent!

    Just sayin...

  1. Roger: Right back atcha!

    Kimmie: Hehehehehehe!

    Lana: You said it!

    Turn: One does one's best.

    Mimi: Awwww shucks.

  1. Neat meme -- I might have to steal it!

  1. TopChamp says:

    new music for me - but my weirdo nutjob boyfriend just came in dancing to it!

  1. j says:

    Hey Travis! Happy Weekend!

    I posted the meme today and linked back to you. I had fun with it.


  1. Joely: Do it!

    TC: That song was released in 1969.

    Jennifer: Cool!