Our dearest Queen Mimi tagged me for a meme, the lineage of which is extensive and has something to do with a corset.
What about the corset? I didn't ask.
Anyway, this is called the Needs Meme and there are rules.
All you have to do is Google your first name with the word needs behind it and post the results. Don't forget to tag tag tag (if you are the tagging sort)!So I did that and Google says Travis needs 7,190,000 things. Hokey smokes Bulwinkle! Let's just narrow this down a bit.
According to Google, Travis needs...
...another beer. I haven't actually had a beer in awhile, but should you offer me one I'll certainly accept another. Thanks!
...an editor. Well, I probably would if I was writing anything of substance.
...a sanity check. HA!
...a job watch. Hmmmmm. I guess this one depends on which word gets the inflection. Is it a job watch, as in on the watch for a new job? Or is it a job watch, as in a cool new watch to help me with my job? I dunno. I don't wear a watch, so I guess you could say I need one. But I've got a clock on my phone, a clock on my computer, a clock on my Ipod, and a clock in my car. What do I need with a watch?
...a friend. Well, one can never have too many friends.
...a McCallum loss at Crockett. Huh? I Googled this Google result and discovered that it is a reference to Texas high school football from Sept 2007. There is a school called Lake Travis, and its fate was evidently tied to the game between McCallum and Crockett.
...help. Well this goes without saying.
...to get a customized Wii. Nah. I'm addicted to blogging. I don't need to get addicted to video games.
...his exercise. Well maybe I should reconsider getting that Wii eh? Nah...I prefer working with free weights like the Bowflex SelectTech dumbbell system.
...a home. Nope. Got me a great home!
...donations. All donations gratefully accepted!
Finally, Travis needs to tag...nobody! Hehehehehe! Feel free to steal or borrow as you like.