The Queen's Meme

Posted: Wednesday, July 15, 2009 by Travis Cody in
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Mimi, Queen of Memes, has styled a new game for her subjects. Since I know what's good for me and have no wish for My Queen to come and drag me off to the skeery dungeon...



...I present my answers to Mimi's Meme #1.

The Blog Outside The Box Meme

This meme is all about using your imagination. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers) and free your inner blogginess. Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?

Honestly Judge, I never would have held all those people hostage and threatened the powers that be at ABC and FOX with extreme bodily harm if they hadn't both announced on the same day that the fall seasons of Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance would be the series finales.

What?

That was just a nasty nightmare you say? Oh. I see.

Nevermind then.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book. What is the title of the book?

Tails A Dancing Wolf

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?

Mr Jackson, did you get that high-pitched Hee-hee sound from squeezing too hard during all the crotch grabs?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did she see?

No Dancing in my future.

GASP!

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen?Just how objectionable can you be? Do tell.

Well, it could be due to the graphic little story I posted.

Warning: The post contains graphic adult content and is a departure from what you would normally expect to find here.


6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

And Travis sent forth His Judges unto humanity with a hot Latin beat. And Travis said to humanity, let there be Dancing. But the people were afraid because their footwork was clumsy and too full of heel leads. And so Travis took pity on humanity, and He sent His most favored Lords and Ladies of Choreography to the people, to instruct them in the ways of Samba rolls and sexy Mambo hip swivels.

And the people rejoiced to learn this wondrous thing called Dancing. And the Judges were pleased, and anointed humanity with Holy 10's. And Travis smiled on humanity, and blessed them and His Judges and His most favored Lords and Ladies of Choreography, and bade all join Him in rapture on the Hot Tamale train.

And when all were assembled in peace and joy, Travis Waltzed with them.

And the world was full of Dancing from that time unto the ending of days. And Travis looked upon the world. And it was good.

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Seekrit??

OK, everyone who is not Mimi...close your eyes. My seekrit is...

Now Mimi has set up a special Meme Blog. So if you want to participate, just do the meme on your blog and then go back to sign Mr Linky so folks can come visit your silliness.

What's that you say? I didn't what?

You didn't think I was really going to tell my seekrit, did you?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

22 comments:

  1. Thom says:

    LOL...what great answers. I loved your number 1 and number 3...too much. No mention of a Cat's legs anywhere...LOL...booo hiss...to the dungeon for you...maybe that's your seekrit

  1. barb says:

    Holy 10's and rapture on the Hot Tamale train? Were you still talking about your "OMG, that was awesome" graphic post? hahahaha!

    Seriously, Trav. You should write a novel!

  1. I may have to try this soon. Very well done. I'm not sure I can think as far outside of the box as you.

  1. I laughed and laughed at your answers... totally Travis... Thanks for the chuckle.,..

  1. Marsha says:

    Trust me, you've gone WAY BEYOND the box on these........LOL

  1. I'm having my morning coffee too near the monitor while reading this.
    I can't believe you asked MJ such a question....lol..but now that I think about it, that could have been the problem all along. What are you? A music teacher or something? Gee! You're good!

    Forget imagination, you ARE God.
    "And Travis sent for His Judges with a hot Latin beat"...the whole thing was hysterical.

    I am so going to read your graphic post now. How did I miss that??! Does it have anything to do with Tails A Dancing Wolf? Hmmm??

    And most importantly, you have escaped the Dungeon! (for now)
    I bow to your inner blogginess.

    That was just plain silliness! Yes! Silliness abounds in the blogosphere. It's a good thing!
    You are a riot.

  1. TopChamp says:

    WOW - Bet that was one Manic Monday post that received lot of reads!

    Love the answers - so you like dancing, eh?

  1. Awesome answers... very out of the box-ish, indeed...

  1. Cheesy says:

    #5? That is what I HOPE.. that my mom doesn't EVER show up!

  1. Kanani says:

    LOVE it! Made me laugh.

  1. Ivanhoe says:

    Trav, that was pretty entertaining I must say. Still giggling here. I see what I can do as my laptop is down again *sigh*.
    So what's your seekrit? Come on :o)

  1. Very fun reading your "bust out of the box" today! Loved it! Thanks for the chuckle. :)

  1. You are a strange, strange man! But damn funny. ;)

  1. Bond says:

    Excellent job Travis...

  1. Mimi does come up with some good ones, doesn't she?

    Well done, Travis.

  1. *waves*

    Hi Trav!!! Just wanted to say hi while I had a minute. I've missed reading all of my bloggy friends, I hope all is well.

    I loved your creativity with this meme!!! Nice job, you've made the queen proud and she's right, you're a riot.

  1. Bond says:

    OK, I was beguiled by her charms...I did it.

  1. Travis says:

    Thom: I didn't mention the LEGSES, but I was thinking about them. LOL!

    Barb: I am, but not very attentively.

    Driller: It was a fun meme.

    Lois: Glad to oblige! It's been awhile since I did something so silly.

    Marsha: I think that actually should have been Tails OF A Dancing Wolf. But leaving out the OF is actually sillier. Heehee!

    TC: I like it a little bit. LOL!

    Terra: This was fun.

    Cheesy: My mom doesn't even know about my blog, and I'm ok with that!

    Kanani: Good!

    Ivanhoe: Down again? That sucks.

    Clancy: You are most welcome!

    Charles: I am? Yeah, I guess I am.

    V: Thank you Sir!

    Southern: She does indeed.

    CWM: Hi there!

    V: I know you weren't threatened by the dungeon since you know the escape route.

  1. Akelamalu says:

    LOL great answers Trav......

    and I knew there would have to be dancing in there somewhere!

  1. In response to your Michael Jackson reference; I have to share this e-mail I got yesterday:

    "If you hear a "loud rumble" tonite in the sky, don't worry. It's not thunder. It's Elvis beatin' the crap out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter."

  1. Janna says:

    Is it wrong that hearing about the Tamale Train is making me crave enchiladas?

  1. jennifer says:

    Your response to number 6 was awesome. "...and it was good."

    Going to read your adultish post. I am preparing to blush.