The Queen's Meme
Posted: Wednesday, July 15, 2009 by Travis Cody in
Mimi, Queen of Memes, has styled a new game for her subjects. Since I know what's good for me and have no wish for My Queen to come and drag me off to the skeery dungeon...
...I present my answers to Mimi's Meme #1.
The Blog Outside The Box Meme
This meme is all about using your imagination. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers) and free your inner blogginess. Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon.
1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?
Honestly Judge, I never would have held all those people hostage and threatened the powers that be at ABC and FOX with extreme bodily harm if they hadn't both announced on the same day that the fall seasons of Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance would be the series finales.
What?
That was just a nasty nightmare you say? Oh. I see.
Nevermind then.
2. Your blog just became a best-selling book. What is the title of the book?
Tails A Dancing Wolf
3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?
Mr Jackson, did you get that high-pitched Hee-hee sound from squeezing too hard during all the crotch grabs?
4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did she see?
No Dancing in my future.
GASP!
5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen?Just how objectionable can you be? Do tell.
Well, it could be due to the graphic little story I posted.
Warning: The post contains graphic adult content and is a departure from what you would normally expect to find here.
6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
And Travis sent forth His Judges unto humanity with a hot Latin beat. And Travis said to humanity, let there be Dancing. But the people were afraid because their footwork was clumsy and too full of heel leads. And so Travis took pity on humanity, and He sent His most favored Lords and Ladies of Choreography to the people, to instruct them in the ways of Samba rolls and sexy Mambo hip swivels.
And the people rejoiced to learn this wondrous thing called Dancing. And the Judges were pleased, and anointed humanity with Holy 10's. And Travis smiled on humanity, and blessed them and His Judges and His most favored Lords and Ladies of Choreography, and bade all join Him in rapture on the Hot Tamale train.
And when all were assembled in peace and joy, Travis Waltzed with them.
And the world was full of Dancing from that time unto the ending of days. And Travis looked upon the world. And it was good.
7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Seekrit??
OK, everyone who is not Mimi...close your eyes. My seekrit is...
Now Mimi has set up a special Meme Blog. So if you want to participate, just do the meme on your blog and then go back to sign Mr Linky so folks can come visit your silliness.
What's that you say? I didn't what?
You didn't think I was really going to tell my seekrit, did you?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
LOL...what great answers. I loved your number 1 and number 3...too much. No mention of a Cat's legs anywhere...LOL...booo hiss...to the dungeon for you...maybe that's your seekrit