The Queen's Meme
Posted: Friday, August 21, 2009 by Travis Cody in
Mimi, Queen of Memes, has styled a new game for her subjects. I fell behind with this meme and landed in the skeery dungeon. But now I'm on #6, all caught up, and anticipating my release just in time for the weekend!
Go me!
Here are my answers to Mimi's Meme #6.
The Bachelor's Dating Meme
In honor of Mimi's 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on her site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years Mimi has been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. She spoofs 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Ergo, today's meme was born.
Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not Mimi's. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.
1. Birdbrain looking for a mate
How many times did you say you fell off that high perch?
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
Group time out
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
And fine women are above your pay grade
4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Can I get you a glass of wine to go with that cheese?
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
You and your analyst must have loads of fun together
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
Nah, just a bit thick.
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
Too bad...stupidity loves company
Wooooooooooooooooo!!! Can I go now Mimi???
