The Queen's Meme

Posted: Friday, August 21, 2009 by Travis Cody in

Mimi, Queen of Memes, has styled a new game for her subjects. I fell behind with this meme and landed in the skeery dungeon. But now I'm on #6, all caught up, and anticipating my release just in time for the weekend!

Go me!

Here are my answers to Mimi's Meme #6.

The Bachelor's Dating Meme

In honor of Mimi's 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on her site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years Mimi has been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. She spoofs 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.

Ergo, today's meme was born.

Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not Mimi's. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate

How many times did you say you fell off that high perch?

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?

Group time out

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine

And fine women are above your pay grade

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?

Can I get you a glass of wine to go with that cheese?

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional

You and your analyst must have loads of fun together

6. Does this profile make me look fat?

Nah, just a bit thick.

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity

Too bad...stupidity loves company

Wooooooooooooooooo!!! Can I go now Mimi???


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  1. Anonymous says:

    And I made it worse the second time LOL

    Dang Typo :)

    LOL...I love your number 7. Excellent my friend. Reminds me of Forrest Gump for some reason LOL :)

  1. barb says:

    I hope this gets you out of the askeery dungeon, Trav! Queen Mimi will probably laugh herself silly and have no choice but to set you free!

  1. Hmm...I may have to do this one Monday. Great answers by the way.
    Have a wonderful week-end.

  1. Akelamalu says:

    #6 made me chuckle. :)

  1. Bond says:


    Perfect Travis - perfect!

  1. Julie says:

    Wooooo good come backs!

  1. TopChamp says:

    memes make me grumpy sometimes but you are funny.

  1. Travis says:

    Thom: Typos suck! This one was hard for me. I'm not really a snarky person.

    Barb: I hope so too!

    Driller: Once I got the idea, I guess I did ok.

    Akelamalu: Good!

    NNG: Thanks!

    V: My work is done if I made you laugh!

    Julie: Thanks!

    TC: Memes can be fun.

  1. '3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine

    And fine women are above your pay grade' - LOL!!

    I haven't done this one yet. Yikes...